| "Bottom Out" Your Pocketbook!
On November 8, 1971, Led Zepplin released the single "Stairway to Heaven" that zoomed to the top of the charts and became the most requested and most played song on FM radio stations in the United States, despite never being released as a singe.
Though not the best message ever produced, the line "And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh," provides the perfect byline for the topic of this blurb.
The church in Ubaúna is now officially "on the books." The Feitoza's are on their way there, a building has been rented and services will soon follow. The town is abuzz with antecipation.
All we lack is... chairs
Yep! Chairs, Cheap, $10 a piece, stackable, plastic chairs. Two hundred of them (doesn't that just warm the cockles of your heart! 200!) Not a big deal until you to the math:
200 x $10 = $2,000
Wow!
So, using (and modifying) the byline from Led Zepplin, we want to "buy a chairway to heaven," one chair at a time (though we'd really like to get all 200 at once!).
Got the gump to put a chair or two on the floor in Ubaúna? Willing to pray for the bottoms that will be sitting in the chair(s) you provice? Your ten bucks will stretch a long way into eternity.
That's just good economics!
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